Chambray shirt, $39.50, which looks good/fancy/cool even with sweatpants.
Historically accurate ballcaps for pretty much any old-school sports league you can imagine, $49.
A genius non-stick, non-toxic, multi-purpose pan with a cult following, $95. Perfect for his Sunday morning scrambled eggs. (Alex loves this pan.)
The Birth of Loud, $16.56, a gripping book about how the electric guitar rivalry between Leo Fender and Les Paul shaped the sound of rock and roll.
Negronis in a box, $59.99 for 20 servings. And they’re made with Greenhook Gin, so they’re not kidding around.
A wedge of long cured ham from a third-generation American cure-master. $48.
A museum-quality drawing of your favorite New York City restaurant, $55. Bonus: Fifty percent of profits are donated to the Restaurant Workers’ Community Foundation’s COVID-19 Emergency Relief Fund.
A note saying how much you love him, since that’s all he really wants anyway. $5.